Jake smashes face ...

The details surrounding the slip and fall injury are not entirely clear. What is clear, however, is that Jake smashed his face --- he smashed it up nice and good. After 7 stitches, minor scalping to the head and a few significant multi-layer skin abrasions to the face -- he has survived -- and for this, we are most thankful. This photo is worth a thousand words, no doubt. Feel free to leave Jake your comments (preferably the kind oozing of thick sarcasm).